A brand named 7 for All Mankind

7 for All Mankind is a designer jeans brand based on the logic that most Americans own an average of seven pairs of jeans at a time. Wikipedia says 7 is available in Saks Fifth Avenue, Bloomingdales & Nordstorm. Clients please take note, long brand names do work.

How did Crocin get its name?

Wikipedia says Crocin is a diester formed from the disaccharide Gentiobiose and the dicarboxylic acid Crocetin. My guess is Crocin is a short form for Crocetin.

Elementymology

If you have a nose for names, you'll love this fantastic site put together by Peter van der Krogt. It's an astonishingly well-chronicled and well-detailed library for researching names of chemical elements. I swear it's not a waste of time. There's loads of trivia to be devoured. More importantly, from a lingusitic angle, you can pick a smattering of Greek, Latin, Sanskrit and Russian, on the way.

The Seven Dirty Words

In 1972, comedian George Carlin was arrested for performingthe Seven Dirty Words at Milwaukee's Summerfest. Nothing has changed even today. If you want to get quick attention, get dirty. FCUK proved this premise in a charmingly sophisticated way. I wonder if there are six other potentially explosive brand names waiting to hit the ceiling. Let's wait. And watch.

The Best Chinese Brands 2006

Do you know any Chinese brand names? Except for Lenovo, I am sure you know precious little. Can't blame you. We're so caught up with America & things American that we tend to ignore the also-rans. Thankfully InterBrand has been keeping track of Chinese brands. Here's Interbrand's list of the Top 20 Chinese Brands:

1. China Mobile
2. Bank of China
3. China Construction Bank
4. China Telecom
5. China Life
6. Ping An
7. China Merchants Bank
8. Moutai
9. Bank of Communication
10. Lenovo
11. Netease
12. Gome
13. ZTE
14. Wuliangye
15. Air China
16. ChangYu
17. Vanke
18. Gree
19. CNC
20. China Overseas Property

From a naming perspective, I think Lenovo, Netease, Moutai, Vanke, Gome & Gree have the power to travel beyond China.

Bitch, Butts, Nipple & Puseyville

This is not a post with a sexist slant. This is just a piece on Strange City Names. Almighty Guru has a lovely collection of these names. I've culled out some stunning ones for your benefit: Windpassing in Upper Austria, Vagina in Russia, Six Days Only in West Yorkshire, Kissing in Bavaria, Hell in Norway, Fucking in Austria, Condom in France, Bastard in Ontario, Dildo in New Foundland, Embarrass in Wisconsin, Fairplay in West Virginia, Butts in Virginia, Mosquitoville in Vermont, Nipple in Utah, Hitchcock in Texas, Boring in Tennessee, Lucknow in South Carolina, Puseyvile in Pensylvania, Okay in Oklahama (OK is the shortform for Oklahama), Lesbia in New Mexico, Pronto in Nevada, Gross in Nebraska, Square Butt in Montana, Not in Missouri, Whynot in Mississippi, Why in Arizona, Climax in Michigan, Accident in Maryland, Belcher in Louisiana, Big Lick in Kentucky, Ransom & Tennis in Kansas, Santa Claus in Georgia, Utopia in Florida, Allah in Arizona & Bitche in France.

A brand named Free*Lance

Jean-Baptiste Rautureau's new line of shoes for women is named Free*Lance. I found the name rather odd. In any case, it's odd enough to get your attention.

NBA: Names Bloody Apt

I don't like the sport but I am a fan of NBA team names. Though most of these teams were born at different points in time, the names seem to belong to one family. They are evocative, thoughtful and very, very appropriate. If an Extra Terrestrial were to study these names, he might just come to the conclusion, that all these creations are products of one skilled naming consultant...

The Team Names

Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Charlotte Bobcats
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warrirors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Jersey Nets
New Orleans Hornets
New York Knicks
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Seattle SuperSonics
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards

The only Indian team name that I find as good is Mambalam Mosquitoes (a cricket club founded in the 1940s). Anyone who's lived in West Mambalam will love the buzz the name generates :-)

What's Japanese for Mountain Leaf?

Yamaha! The company founded by Torakusu Yamaha.

20 questions that dog a brand namer

Clients will be clients. They keep throwing the same old questions at you, no matter how good your names are. I've compiled a dhobi list of 20 queries that've haunted me all my life. I am dead sure, you face the same posers everyday...

1. "I like your Top 20 names. But how about showing me your Top 100?"
2. "Will this name be understood by Tom, Dick & Hari in Jhumritalaya?"
3. "Is this too long? Is that too short?"
4. "I want a name like FCUK. At the same time I want it to sound corporate. Possible?"
5. "My first preference is your 19th choice. How do we reconcile this?"
6. "I have a shoestring budget. Can you give me a name that's as catchy and original as Kodak?"
7. "Is that your annual income or assignment fee?"
8. "How come research didn't like a single name you proposed?"
9. "Will it make me a millionaire?"
10. "Can you give me a lucky name that adds up to my lucky number?"
11. "This name sounds so long and you say it has just 3 syllables. Are you kidding me?"
12. "My wife loves the name Hersheys. I am thinking of using it for our lingerie brand. Could you help us coin a better name than Hershey's Innerwear or Hershey's Lingerie?"
13. "Boss, I know morphine. What the hell do you mean when you say morphemes?"
14. "We've done a lot of research in office. My 47-year old secretary thinks this name won't work for teenage girls. Can you convince me as to why we should still have it on our shortlist?"
15. "You have given me the pluses and minuses of all brand names. Now can you give me a brand name without any minuses?"
16. "Assuming I do zero advertising, the brand name on the pack will be the only advertisement. So can you give me a brand name that's self-explantory and yet grabs eyeballs by the dozen?"
17. "Look, I already have a name in mind. I am not going to tell you what it is. I'll wait for your names. If my name is better than yours, would you still want me to pay you for your efforts?"
18. "What do you mean by rejection fee? How can you expect to be compensated for churning a few hundred words that won't even fill a page?"
19. "I am going to be the only decision maker. I usually go by my gutfeel. If I like it, I invariably okay it. I'll just consult a few hundred well wishers of mine. If they veto it, could you consider giving me more options?"
20. "Nike may be Greek. Nivea may be Latin. But it's still not Greek and Latin to me. I want a foreign sounding name like that. You get what I am saying, right?"

Mirror Brand Names

An easy way to arrive at a weird name is to write out the mirror names of leading brands. Here are a few samplers to explain my point:

Elgoog = Google
Oohay = Yahoo
Nozama = Amazon
Kobeer = Reebok
Dopi = Ipod
Aikon = Nokia
Tukro = Orkut
Nigriv = Virgin
Xemit = Timex
Agemo = Omega

This designer dude is a globally recognised brand, today. Who?

Hugo Boss. Image courtesy: Kitmeout dot com.

Unusual Bank Names

Nancy Friedman's post on TomatoBank piqued me into digging for unboring bank names. This is what I could manage after rummaging wikipedia and google:

The 77 Bank (a Jap bank based in Sendai)
Egg (an Internet bank floated by Prudential)
Alpha Bank & Omega Bank (two banks based in Greece)
Lord Krishna Bank (a Kerala-based bank. incidentally LKB is tamil campus slang for pubic hair.)
Ram Ram Bank (a Lucknow bank that has an interesting cousin in Varanasi. rediff has a nice article on these two banks)
Fifth Third Bank (a Cincinnati-based bank, born out of the merger between The Fifth National Bank and the Third National Bank)
Yes Bank (a private bank in India that presumably never says no for loan requests)
Old Second Bankcorp (a Geneva based bank that sometimes refers to itself as the O2 bank)
Banque Worms (a creepy, crawly name for a Paris-based bank)
Apple Bank (a New York-based bank that chose this name way back in 1983)

Wanna add to this list? Names can be deposited by posting a comment. Your deposit should preferably attract more than a 0% interest!

A sea of sameness

While researching on mineral water brands, I discovered this site. It lists out nearly all the brands in this crowded category. Would you believe it if I told you that there's over 150 Aqua This & Aqua That kinda names in this list? Wonder who got paid for such lazy names... Anyways, the Weirdest Name I chanced upon was Assindia (no jokes!). Apparently it's a German brand. I'd love to see this launched in mera bharat mahaan. It should give Pissleri a run for its money!

All about dead domain names

iGoldrush has put together a comprehensive piece on The Domain Name Expiry & Deletion Cycle. I found it very useful. Especially the tip off on how to track domain names that have expired in the last 24 hours, 7 days, 30 days or 60 days.

Here comes the name bot

Are you the type who loves plenty of name options? Are you the type who doesn't mind a meaningless new coinage? Are you the type who couldn't spare a paisa for a new name? Well then Rinkworks has a solution for you. They've created a fantasy name generator that can churn out short, long, mushy, serious, funny, idiotic and exotic names in a jiffy. All for free. Click here to check it out. For more such generators visit Name Development.

Which car is named after this French explorer?

Cadillac. Named after the founder of Detroit - Antoine Laumet, dit de La Mothe, sieur de Cadillac!

Brand Names & Rivers

Okay. The task is to gush out names of all brands that have any direct or vague connect to rivers. Got it? Here's my seven bits to get you off the starting blocks.

Amazon (the name Jeff Bezos chose for cadabra.com)
Nyle (a shampoo from Cavin Kare)
Ganga (a soap from Godrej)
Brahmaputra (a brand from Tata Tea)
Viagra (vigor + niagra)
Avon (vague connect - there's a river in england by this name. the brand is named after the bard of avon.)
Nokia (nokia got its name from the town nokia which was named after the river nokianvirta)

How Ikea names its products

Nokia can learn a thing or two from Ikea. Instead of assigning eminently forgettable numbers, Ikea has a name for everyone of its products. Name Development did a piece on this Ikea quirk way back in 2005. I just discovered it. I learnt that bathroom items are named after Scandinavian lakes, rivers and bays; garden furniture after Swedish islands; dining tables and chairs after Finnish placenames and carpets after Danish placenames...

Did you know?

Picked two interesting nuggets, today. One, Camry is an anagram of my car. Two, nomatophobia is the fear of names. Got this from Namix.